Almost everyone uses Whatsapp these days. It is a cheap and fun way to keep in touch with all your buddies without having to do much. One thing that sets you apart from all your friends is your STATUS. This gives everyone a little peek into your personality and attitude. Lots of people stick with the general default status messages like Available or Busy etc. Some people choose to broadcast their personal feelings for friends and family members via this little message. And some people choose to get creative and witty. Here’s a collection of status messages these people come up with.

– God is really creative, i mean just look at me.

– Do you want to go out with me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B

– Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.

– Woman: God’s verion of the Rubik’s cube

– Please God, if you can’t make me slim, make all my friends fat.

– Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

– A grasshopper is a mosquito gone hulk!

– Block karde mujhko, warna pyaar ho jayega tujhko!

– I am not special , I am just limited edition.

– Hey there, Whatsapp is just using me!

– Life is short, chat fast.

– My laziness is like 8; when i lie down, it becomes infinity.

– There are 3 type of people in this world. Vegetarian, non vegetarian and Tuesday-Saturday.

– Study economics if you are unemployed. At least you’ll know why!

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