How to Get Rid of Your Boyfriend

By First Posted: Nov 13, 2014 Thu 9:00 AM Updated: Mar 14, 2018 Wed 9:50 PM
How to Get Rid of Your Boyfriend
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Even in today's world of quick falling in and out of love, a lot of us find it difficult to dump our beaus. He may irritate the hell out of you, his friends may seem like brutes to you, yet you continue to bear with it just because you don't want to be the one to initiate breakup. Often we stay in relationships just for old times sake, or to spare the feelings of our beaus. You may want to spare him the hurt and pain of being dumped, but it does not mean that you have to continue to date him. The solution is very simple. Get him to dump you! You will spare him the hurt, and you will also be rid of him.

How to Get Dumped

1. Be a little flirtatious on your facebook profile and add lots of male friends.
2. Openly flirt with his best friend.
3. Criticize his mother and other family members at very opportunity.
4. Gift him a set of dumbells, silently indicating that he is not fit.
5. Hold back on all intimacy "till you are married".
6. Start playing detective, following him everywhere, checking his FB pages etc. Just give him the jealous and crazy girlfriend treatment.
7. Accidentally throw his mobile phone or his precious CD collection into water.
8. Tell him he looks like a girl.
9. Tell him he looks like a sissy in trousers.
10. Invite him over to your place for a date, and force him to watch reruns of all saas bahu soaps with you!

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