Onion Humour, Free of Cost!

By First Posted: Sep 23, 2013 Mon 9:00 AM Updated: Sep 23, 2013 Mon 10:47 AM
Onion Humour, Free of Cost!
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As the prices of onions continue to soar, here's a funny look at the situation. We bring you onion-y jokes picked up from the internet. Please feel free to add your own.

‘Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab, pyazz se lagta hai’ 

- 'Now days even the sight of onions brings tears to our eyes.'

- 'Hello.. Can i get loan against #Onion ?'

- 'If CBI come to know you are making #Onion salad then they might raid your house assuming you have wealth.'

- 'Holding more dan 1kg ONION stock will b criminal act...Parliment will soon pass a BILL  #Onion'

- 'Meanwhile, Bappi Lahiri has been spotted wearing #onion garlands :P'

- 'In India Onions & Elections are close Siblings, its always an Onion issue near Elections.'

- 'Onion khane walo onion khana band kar do ................... Soch lena navratre chal rahain hain.'

- 'Another post - That awkward moment when onion rings are getting costlier than diamond rings'

-'Waiting for a movie titled Onion Kapda Makaan'

- 'Now politicians are depositing quintals of onions instead of money in their Swiss bank accounts.' 

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