Men are so difficult to understand. Do you ever feel that you are unable to understand your guy? Do you feel that he says one thing and means quite another? Are you as clueless about the ‘male conditioned responses’ as most women are?

Well, Fikar not, because here’s a list of the most common sentences and phrases used by men. And of course, their real meanings…

"I’ve heard that the new SRK movie is really great. Would you like to watch it?"
"I think you’re hot and I’d like to ask you out on a date, but I don’t really have the guts."

"This is our third date, isn’t it?"
"It's high time we made some progress on the physical front."

"You are a nice person but you’re not my type. Let’s be friends."
"You are just not hot enough! Could you set me up with some hot friend of yours?"

"I’ll call you."
"Don’t bother to call me."

"Give me a call."
"You are not attractive enough for me to do the chasing. But you are good enough to be chasing me."

"I really like you."
"I may be in love with you, but I do not want to make a big deal out of it."

"Are you free this Saturday?"
"I have nothing better to do this Saturday."

"Maybe our relationship is progressing too fast, and we need to slow down."
"I am not interested in a long-term relationship/commitment with you."

"Perhaps we should date other people to assess what we mean to each other."
"I am already dating someone else and wish to get rid of you, without appearing to be a villain."

"I don’t know what I want."
"I can’t decide between you, the busty girl at the office, the hot babe who lives across the street and the woman I picked up in the Metro."