OK. This list is a bit self defeating, because women know much more about men than we ourselves do. Frankly we are not that complex. But, like dogs, we have a few secrets, some as smelly as the dead rat under the bed and some not. And finally, let me stress that this list was limited poll, and there arent strict rules for male behaviour, but then there was always some weird guys who wont agree with me
We watch channels other than
ESPN. Yup movies, the Discovery Channel and even (mostly people in urgent need of medical attention), saas-bahu serials.
We dont lust after every second
Girl. We lust after every third girl.
Scratching isnt the greatest
Early-morning pleasure. Coffee is.
We wouldnt give our right arms
For a Ferrari. After all, itd be so much harder to drive one.
We do get pissed off when
Women are mistreated. We arent often vocal about it, but rape, wife beating, dowry deaths and female infanticide infuriate us. You dont need to dominate women to be a man.
We dont spend stag parties
Talking about women and breasts. We talk about cars and how big our muscles are and how many women weve slept with. Well, no, not really
We dont call women broads
Not even in private. But yes, we do say chick. Were not that sensitive and sophisticated.
We will not run screaming
If you have pimples or frizzy hair or have put on one half of a gram overnight, so dont believe the ads. And most of the times, we wont even notice.
We really dont like shopping
We dont just pretend to dislike it when youre around., just carrying your bags and then sneak off to the mall to fondle scarves when youre supposed to be out drinking beer with other men.
Were not totally
Sensory- deprived. A good sunrise, or the smell of earth after rain, or good music they all affect us just the way they do you.
We dont think all pretty
Women are stupid. Frankly, we know the female of the species is deadlier than the male, and we just need to feel we have some sort of chance of survival.
We will never grow out of
Playing computer games. Theyre part of life. Accept it. And trying to wean your man off them is a very bad idea- youll just end up with a depressed, moping old bore who weeps for his Playstation in the middle of night. Now you dont want that, do you?
Old jeans mean a lot to us
Theyre comfortable, accommodating and ask nothing in return. No candlelit dinners, no French wine, no sweet nothings. Just laundry and we love them for that. In short, lay off!
We like babies too
We also think theyre cute and cuddly and generally smell nice. We just dont see the point of getting all gooey over anything thats bald and wets its pants.
We dont really like going on
Against big muscular men that you pick fights with. We can feel our teeth being loosened and our heads kicked in, and however much we love just pipe down, okay?
Our messes are not messes
The way clothes are carefully piled in seemingly randon order, the books lying around in unsteady piles all makes sense to us, and our delicate sense of orientation can be disturbed horribly if you try and tidy up for us.
Men do cry. It takes a lot
To do it, but it happens. And oh, if it does, never remind a man of that. No, not even when youre telling him how cute he is.
We love it when you dress up.
Sure, it takes a long time; but the results are generally worth it.More than anything, thats because we like it when youre proud of yourself.
Were really, seriously,
terminally terrified of asking a girl out. At least, if she matters and this isnt just for a dare. So give us a break, huh?
We dont know jack about
Women. Women are, on the whole, scarily complex, thinking creatures, with more coloured wires that the average time bomb. If we dont get it right, dont explode, okay?
