Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone
who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two
weeks leave in which to get married.
"But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get
married then ?"
"What and ruin my vacation ?" she whined.
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A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on
Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding
