Indian Cricket Team

Sachin Tendulkar recently realised that he was injured so often that it was not wise to stay in the team anymore. Many of his fans requested him to retire while he was still respected. So finally, the greatcricketing legend, Sachin Tendulkar, decided to retire.

Now he is considering many alternative professions and trades. This is one of those....Enjoy the garama garam adrak wali chai.

* Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!
* Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !
* On S.Ramesh's diving catch ; He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
* Sourav Ganguly is "The Burden of Calamity"
* Chris Harris ; He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
* My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
* Tendulkar:The genius of Tendulkar
* Andrew Flintoff: The Butcher from England.
* Agarkar:The so called great All rounder.

# Nasir Hussain:The Meanest captain I've ever seen
# Inzamam:He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run.

* Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.
* You dont kill a man who is hell-bent on committing suicide
* In the orchard of opportunity, you cant wait for the fruit to drop.
* According to Navjot, Sourav Ganguly is The Burden of Calamity
* Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it! (Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team)
* They are so timid, they wouldnt say boo to a goose! (Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order)
* Good intentions die unless utilized