Indian

You are a Desi if.....

1) You can pack your stuff to fly to any corner of the world within minutes!
2) You can survive under drastic conditions by eating vegetarian food!
3) You can change your English accent to suit any other accent!
4) Your telephone bill does not go below $200!
5) You do not fix up an appointment to meet a friend or a girl friend!
6) You can drive on the left side or right side of the road with equal ease!
7) You do not give any thought spending $19,000 for buying a brand new Honda Accord!
8) You know at least 3 languages!