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Being a Woman... Everyday!

Submitted by megsamazing on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 11:37.

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Hello ladies and gentle… well, ladies! Happy International Women’s Day!

Ever wondered why the address always says gentlemen and not gentle ladies?

That’s because ladies don’t need to be categorized as ‘gentle’ and non-gentle! We are all gentle!

So, what exactly is this International Women’s Day? A day when all the women on planet earth celebrate being a woman? Wrong! It’s a day when all the women on this planet celebrate ‘being proud to be a woman’!

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Just Imagine!

Submitted by megsamazing on Tue, 01/29/2008 - 13:57.

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Here’s another bold competitor ready to race the world of small screen entertainment: NDTV Imagine.

It plans to beat the heavy, well-established competition around it by emerging as a ‘unique’ channel, targeting the ‘unique’ family audience with its ‘unique’ reality shows and ‘unique’ remakes of popular old programmes like Ramayan! What a ‘unique’ idea!

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Guys Wish Girls Knew

Submitted by megsamazing on Thu, 04/24/2008 - 12:04.

Hello ladies and gentlemen. Since we have many male guests these days on our site, this humorous piece is for men who would love identify with these realities and women who have a good sense of humour.

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift yet again.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

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I am in love with...

Submitted by megsamazing on Tue, 11/27/2007 - 05:10.

ORANGE! No, no... I am not talking about the juicy fruit... i am in love with the colour orange!

People tell me they love colours like blue, black, pink, mauve, cyan ... even bright colours like red. But I have rarely known somebody who loves this loud and bright colour! What is stranger is the fact that I have always been amongst those people who were into completely subtle, English colours like blue and grey. Then suddenly why has this new craze climbed up my brains?

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When heart breaks... medically!

Submitted by megsamazing on Mon, 11/26/2007 - 08:31.

I recently read in the newspaper that the term 'heart-break' is not just a literal phrase. It actually happens! When someone is very, very tensed or is going through a very depressing or shocking phase, certain tissues in the heart rupture or you can say the heart breaks! And it is also true that all women have a tender heart and therefore, women are mostly affected by this problem!

Now I am beginning to believe that even the ""chemistry"" between two people could be a real chemical reaction inside our brains!

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