Hello ladies and gentlemen. Since we have many male guests these days on our site, this humorous piece is for men who would love identify with these realities and women who have a good sense of humour.
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift yet again.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
