desi jokes

The funniest letter ever!

Submitted by shalz on Mon, 11/03/2008 - 11:36.

Pyaaaray Lal,

I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to give you the address as the last person who stayed in this house took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

Sardar at his best !!!

Submitted by Raj_Oberoi on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 06:37.

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1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

2 . How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

3.Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.