So you have decided to throw your friend a "Bachelorette Party"? Congratulations! You are a woman of the new age and deserve to be applauded (and also deserve to be thrown a Bachelorette Party for yourself)...

Everyone talks of Bachelors Party for the guys. It's the prty thrown to celebrate the bachelorhood (or the last day of bachelorhood)of a guy about to get married. Wonder why nobody in India talks about Bachelorette Parties? Don't women who are about to give up the single status of life, deserve to get some sympathy?

Pyarelal goes for a job interview in an office.

The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Mr, can you tell us your age, please?"

Pyarelal counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22."

The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

This one is for the gals. Who do you think is the hottest guy in Bollywood? Akshay Kumar wins hands down, I believe. He has the raw masculinity, the desi charm, the extremely good looks andthe greatest comic timing. Wot else do women want? Here's a piece I came across...

Honesty is certainly not the "right" policy these days.

Today I went shopping with my aunt and probably left my phone at the billing counter (silly me) or at the juice stall where I bought two glasses of litchi juice from. As soon as I realised that I had lost my phone, I called my number from a pay phone. Obviously it was switched off. And here am I wondering where did the good old honesty go?

If you wanna find urself a hot date tonight,

lose the flab and gain some height!

If you want a dame for dancing,

get your steps right, stop the prancing.

If you want a girl in a tight black dress,

learn to dress right, Mr. Excess!

If you want your date to like who you are,

respect her as a human, treat her at par.

Cabbage Soup Recipe

Ingredients

6 large green onions
2 green peppers
3/4 tomatoes
3 Carrots
5/6 Mushrooms
1 bunch of celery
half a head of cabbage

Season to taste with salt, pepper, parsley, curry, garlic powder, etc.

Directions

Slice green onions, put in a pot and start to saute with a tea-spoon of cooking oil.

Cut green pepper stem end off and cut in half, take the seeds and membrane out. Cut the green-pepper into bite size pieces and add to pot.

Cabbage soup diet is not recommended for long periods as it is not a healthy diet. But it is good if you want immediate result within a week or so. after that it becomes boring besides being unhealthy. This is the detailed diet plan I found on the internet. Being a vegetarian, I would make some changes to suit my plate. You can also do the same....

The Cabbage Soup Diet Plan is as follows:

If you have a special occasion coming up, or you simply need to lose weight fast, the Cabbage Soup Diet may be just what you're looking for.
Although not suitable for long-term weight loss, the Cabbage Soup Diet is a low-fat, high-fiber diet that will help you get into shape fast before you embark on a more moderate long-term eating plan.

Pros and Cons of the Cabbage Soup Diet

Bollywood hottie Shilpa Shetty will reportedly do a hot item number in a forthcoming film. Reports are that Shilpa will do an item number in the Karan Johar production Dostana that stars Abhishek Bachchan , John Abraham and Priyanka Chopra . Shilpa is reportedly going to shake her long legs to a hot item number with Abhishek in Miami.