The Office Wish List

Are you one of those people who are always cribbing about things that the office should provide (but fails to)? If yes, heres a wish list for things that I feel an office should provide to its employees, especially women. Please feel free to add comments on what you wish your office provided

Who wouldnt want to utilize the lunch break in a useful and relaxing way? Most women avoid lunch anyway, to maintain their figure. So how about massage facilities in a part of the office? It would rejuvenate anyone who goes for it. That would mean lesser number of employees snoring after the lunch break, right? Im thinking about the best interests of my employer, girl!

A pani puri/gol gappe stall is a must for every office that employs women workers. Actually all workers! Men gobble up pani puri as fast as women, but still we are notorious for being fond of them. So how would you like to eat pani puri or bhalle papdi or an aaloo chat during lunch/coffee break?

How many of you leave home with a sad heart coz you lock in your pet, for the whole day, every day? Wouldnt it make you really happy if the office provided a day care center for pets? What do you think; not worrying about your pet at home would increase your productivity at work? Im concerned about employers interests here.

I often find myself going to work with hairy arms, coz I just dont find time to go to a parlor to get all smoothie smoothie. Does that happen to you? How would you like to get the damned hair waxed off during your lunch break, right there at the office? Sounds great, eh? So a beauty parlor in the office, is definitely on the list.

Mirrors of all sizes scattered all around the office is another item on my office wish list. Spending all the day sitting in a chair can be quite fattening. So one needs constant reminders that one needs to lose weight. That makes it easier to resist the double cheese pizza your colleagues ordered for lunch. And its a great way to check out cute guys without letting them know.

Last but not the least, an office should provide a kop bhavan for its employees. Remember the kop bhavan from Ramayan, where kakayi went to cool off her anger? Well, we need a place where we can be angry, scream out names for our boss/colleague or the company! This one can be especially therapeutic for HR people.

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