A stranger was seated next to a little gal on the airplane when the Stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
"The little gal, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"Okay," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same Stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat Patty,
And A horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmmmm, I have no idea"
To which the little gal replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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