Hello ladies and gentlemen. Since we have many male guests these days on our site, this humorous piece is for men who would love identify with these realities and women who have a good sense of humour.

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift yet again.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Girls, who couldn’t stand the site of each other, passed overly offensive remarks like “at least I don’t wear padded” and were constantly voting out each other, are now the best of friends!

How is that possible? Since the start of the reality show MTV Roadies 5.0, Prabjyot and Shambhavi were at logger-heads for some strange reason. And that strange reason disappeared strangely after Pravjyot made a comeback through a wild-task entry.

Once the news was confirmed, all we could think and talk about in and out of office was “GoaFest” (Read Goa. The Fest part of it didn’t strike us until we reached the venue)!

Excellent arrangements for boarding, lodging and hogging (oh yes I piled on to almost everything that was laid on the beach). I wonder what it took to shape to this magnanimous event for a crazy pack of three thousand.

So, while my tummy made space to accommodate the greed of my taste buds, my mind tried to peep into the industry I am in from different (and much experienced) point of views.

Hi ladies! Just came across a nice piece of humour. thought of sharing a laugh with memsaabs who enjoy good humour

FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49

Adventurous - Slept with everyone

Athletic - No tits

Average looking - Ugly

Beautiful - Pathological liar

Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills

The last episode of MTV Roadies was freaking! The girls were fighting like wild bitches!

I mean I understand, where there are girls, therez gotta be cat fights but like this, talking (rather shouting) nonsense about each other on national television?

I am afraid this internal jealousy will just kill all their tactics to win the game. The boys might not be as brilliant at scheming, but they certainly enjoy this advantage. They are benefiting from the internal girl-fights!

Hi ladies!
There have been talks everywhere about the degrading standards of the news channels. And how instead of informing the public about what they should know, the channels simply serve them spice gossip... increasingly turning into entertainment channels!

Now here's an unbeatable example of what the news channels are up to these days!

after 3 long months in mumbai i am finally going home!

for long i was dying to go bak home and be with my family. i couldn't even go home on diwali this time. didnt get a leave. everyone else had gone to celeberate the beautiful festival with their loved ones. ths was the first time in 22 years that i was away from my family on diwali.

But i am finally going home! i swear i will do NOTHING there except sleeping, eating and lazing around! ma will make all the goodies for me. i will make every1 pamper me!

If Karan Johar made Taare
Obvious starcast:
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kid's mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchan as the kid's dad.
Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).
It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.

Hey people!

The world is running out of energy! Can we do our bit to save it?

Recently I came across this website www. blackle.com. Its an energy saving website. It is a web search engine just like Google. The site has a tie up with Google and all its searches are fuelled by www.google.com. So, instead of using Goggle, if you use Blackle, you will get the same results, and save a good amount of energy!

How does it save energy?

The website is BLACK! Any given monitor requires more energy to display lighter colours than the darker ones. And black uses the least amount of energy.

Its december! Its the Christmas-New Year season and there is no sign of winters here in mumbai! I am really missing the winters of North India. Those sunbaths on the house roof... those cozy quilts... those beautiful fowers in the garden... the morning fog... the stylish winter wardrobe... I'm miissing it all!

Although taking hints from the slightly chilly breeze in the late evenings, people here have taken out all their winter wardrobe! Whats more, once while I was rturning home late in the evening, I saw a few ppl enjoying a bon fire while I was roaming about in a sleaveless kurti!