So you have this boss who is like Hari Sadu! How you wish the earth would gobble her up, or she would meet with an accident, or were transferred to Andaman & Nicobar from where only the news of Tsunami comes back. But pity oh pity! There she is every morning with her manicured nails and a tongue (sharpened with an ultra smooth blade) waiting to dig into you. You feel like you are the tastiest dish for the day and she looks forward to gobbling you up. While one would probably puke if one had the same dish in and out everyday, she does not tire of chomping on you everyday. Your nightmares are of you being the turkey on her dinner table. Your fantasies are, wait, not with John Abraham or Hrithik Roshan at Madh Island but of your boss being the target at a rifle shooting test where you areyou guessed it.bang on(pun intended)!

So, how do you deal with this creature that is right out of some movie of Ramsay Brothers? A few suggestionsDo follow them at your own risk!

1. Bitch about her. Not that you dont already. But do it more now. So much more that even the scariest bitch on the street feels ashamed of herself.

2. Talk back. I mean, what else can you do? I know you are thinking how is this possible? But honey, if you do not talk back for yourself who else will? Do you expect a scene out of the movie Jai Santoshi Maa to replay? A scene wherein the Goddess appears to save the damsel in distress! Get real.

3. Talk to those ever so eager news channelwallahs. Now a days they have so much run out of issues to talk about, that if you just tell them that a kid has fallen into a one foot ditch, every channel worth its salt would be falling over each other to talk to that kid. Tell the news channels how you have fallen into this never-ending ditch and they will do the rest.

4. Go get some counseling. After all what are those psychiatrists for? They need people to talk to and you need an outlet. Send the psychiatrists bill to the company.

5. And finally..Quit! What else? I mean they say that India is on this super growth trajectory and our economy is now a trillion dollar economy. So then, definitely there are those jobs just waiting to be plucked like those super duper mangoes (yummy) you get to see in the market nowadays. But before you quit, make sure that your HR knows why you are quitting. After all there is nothing sweeter than revenge..right?