So he dumped you? God save him! Poor chap will now have hell to pay.

OK. Jokes apart, we really want our ex-boyfriends to suffer and repent for dumping us, dont we? Theres no better way of doing that than making them jealous. If you have been dumped and now want him to face the music, here are a few tips

Be Seen With Another Guy: Every time he sees you with that hunk from the coffee shop, hell turn green with jealousy. If you are actually dating this new guy, make sure to arrange your dates at the places he frequents. Visibility is important, guys.

Go Out More Often With Your Male Friends: Dont leave any opportunity of being seen with your male friends. Let him know what hes missing. More than that, let him know that he is not being missed. If you have any tears to shed, do it in private. Beam with an ear-to-ear smile when hes watching you.

Flirt, Flirt And Flirt Some More: If you are in the same group, this will work like a charm. Be flirtatious with all his friends, even with his brother. Just give him the ice-cold treatment. Crack jokes and look happy.

Send Unspoken Messages Through Friends: You are bound to have some common friends by the virtue of having gone out together. Use these friends to send out a message that you are better off without him. Saying something like I was thinking of an excuse to dump him. He made it easier by doing that himself. He was anyways not good enough for me!!! will work wonders when you know it will be repeated to him. A hint about the hunk you are seeing now will be the icing on the cake.

Make Merry With Female Friends: Dont ever be caught weeping on your friends shoulders. When you are with your gang, look and feel merry. Never appear to be sorrowful. Just let him know that his absence doesnt matter at all. It does not even merit a discussion or bitching about.

No Eye Contact: When you want to build relationships, focus on eye contact. But here, we are trying to wreck up his peace of mind. So make every possible effort to avoid his eyes. Look at everyone else. Talk to everyone else. Smile at everyone else. Be nice to everyone else. But not to him. Remember, he does not exist. And he deserves the be-looked-over treatment, if anything.

When He Tries To Talk To You: Na Na, dont fly into a rage. No emotional outburst either. All that was in the past, when you were together. Now just be polite and courteous to him, like you would be to a stranger. Dont make any display of emotions and do not bring up the subject of your break up. If he does that, just show that you dont hold any grudge against him and maybe it is better for you also (coz he never really was your type or in your league).

All this will work only if you look really really happy. For that it is important that you dont appear to be missing him one tiny bit. Also, try to look good. Just coz you have had a break-up doesnt mean that you have to become a nun. In fact, try to look much much better than you used to. Get a new hairstyle. Give a new color to your hair. Get a complete makeover with a new wardrobe. Thats the arsenal for us, people!!!