Continuing in our Bees Saal Baad Series, we compile an extract of a conversation overheard by our correspondent Ms. Nosey.
The Year: 2030, Day: Today.
We are on the sets a new film of Ramu uff Ram Gopal Bachchan. Earlier known as Ram Gopal Verma, Ramu has adopted the surname of Bachchan since all the movies he now makes feature the Big B, his son Kabhishake and his bahu, Cashwairya. Ramu cannot remember if he ever had a surname called Verma, since in all the numerous interviews that he has given in the past decade, Verma has mentioned the word Bachchan so many times that people started calling him Bachchan. It was thus logical for Ramu to take up the surname of Bachchan.
Big B: Haeen..HaeenJuma..Kya Aaj Juma Hai? Arre Ramu Tu Bachchan Ka Naam Duboyega. What was the need to make Bekaar Sarkar I went to the premiere and as it turned out I was the only one attending it. Even you called in sick. You sicko. Haeen? My son Kabhishake and bahu Cashwairya are busy honeymooning in France for their umpteenth honeymoon. Will somebody tell them that its been 20 years since they married? Why dont you go to a honeymoon too, Ramu.Haaeen?
Ramu: Sir, what to say! I have written a new script Sir. And it has you as the main lead. As it is critics say that you now act like Lead Since Kabhishake and Cashwairya are not available I have cast Mohit Ahlawat as your son. Sir, the movie is titled James Part 100
Big B: Haeen..who is this Mohit?
Ramu: Sir..you dont remember Mohit? Sir! Mohit is my prot�� Remember he was in James Part 99. The movie created a new record Sir. It was not attended by a single person anywhere in the world.
Big B: Ramu, I wont be able to shoot for the next few weeks. I have all these commercials shooting lined up. Theres the Chawanprash, Janam Ghuti, Diapers for Aged, Toothpaste, Shoe Polish and many more products. Ill be busy for at least 2-3 months now.
Ramu: Do they show you using the adult diaper in this ad?
Big B: Of course not! U think Im that boodha? I buy the diapers for my father in the ad. Akshay Kumar plays my father in the ad.
Ramu: Makes sense!
