Its a bad bad world out there and we got to live it! More often than not the world forces us to act bitchy, then why not? Lets show it to the world that we too can get as mean as it gets. And if you are one of those few who find it difficult heres a plan for you.
Think about numero uno. The reason a woman or sometimes a man can be classified as a bitch is primarily because they are only concerned with themselves. If you think about yourself ahead of all others, you are placing yourself in the prime position to become a bitch. From now on its not about anybody else but you. You do what you want, talk to who you want, all of which are aimed at fulfilling your needs. Why? Because you are starting to be a bitch.
Drop the nice act. Are you always going the extra mile to help a friend? Are you always putting in the extra five bucks when everybody goes out? Dont. Dont say please, dont say thank you. Expect people to help you. Tell them why they must help you and put you above others. Be blatant, be demanding and just be a bitch!
Seek revenge. If someone has been a bitch to you in the past, now its time to give it right back to them! Mark your target and go after them blatantly. Once you have your mark, find out what really excites them, pleases them, or makes them happy, and absolutely destroy it for them. If your co-worker has to leave early and youre always getting stuck with her extra work, next time she tries to pull it, leave the pile of work on desk and simply walk out. Tell her its her responsibility.
Keep it up. A bitch isnt simply a snide woman one day and then completely fine the next. No, a bitch is a woman who keeps up her bitchiness for long periods of time. She refuses to assist people, puts herself head and shoulders above everyone, and her favorite word is "no." This is not to say that a bitch cant be nice now and again. But if she is, it is only used as a tool to get what she wants. And the fact that she is nice surprises everyone around her.
Now you see? It is not that difficult to be one... and take advantage of the world around you, as it has so many times in the past, taken advantage of you!
