* Your opening line is: "So, what's your homepage address?"
* You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 4.0" on one of the clouds.
* You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.
* You felt driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day.
* Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.