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Now Rani wants to become a "Singh" as well!

Submitted by punjabi_babe on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 13:52.

Yes, ever since Akshay played a sardar in Sigh is Kingg, everyone wants a piece of this pie. Everyone wants to play a sikh now.

Even Rani Mukherjee!

In her latest film under the Yashraj banner, she is playing a young cricket enthusiast and is cast opposite Shahid Kapur.

Now Rani wants to enter the cricket team, but cannot because she is a woman. So she dons the avtar of a sikh and tries....and she wins!

Ha Ha Ha...who are they fooling? She is so obviously Rani and not a sardar!

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Don’t Put Off Those Bills Till Tomorrow!

Submitted by Shalini on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 13:13.

Authors:

Shalini

Tomorrow never comes.

Yes, they told us in school that tomorrow never comes. But most of the time, we just want to forget it and try to put off everything till the last minute.

Exams: I’ll study tomorrow; let me go catch that movie today!
Cleaning: I’ll do it properly tomorrow. Let’s just take it easy today!
BILLS: The last date is still far away. I’ll do it tomorrow, or the day after…!

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You Can Build A Gym At Home

Submitted by megsamazing on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:09.

Authors:

megsamazing

If you are a health freak, you may be spending thousands of rupees in a gym to keep yourself in perfect shape. Gymming plays an important role in maintaining your health and fitness.

But is the whopping cost of gymming bringing down your mental health?

Stop worrying! It is possible to cut the cost of gymming and still maintain your fitness. All it needs is a little bit of planning.

You can easily build your own gym at home! And it does not involve a lot of money or space! Here’s how to begin:

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AATI KYA KHANDALA?

Submitted by megsamazing on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 10:25.

Hindi

A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

Urdu - Best

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE,
TAFREE KAREINGE OR KYA!!

English :

Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?

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Sonu Sood Is The Young Big B!

Submitted by megsamazing on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 10:14.

Authors:

megsamazing

Sonu Sood certainly has lady luck shining brightly over him!

Not only has be bagged a role in King Ashoka, an ABCL production, but has also received a compliment from none other than Jaya Bachchan! It’s a compliment that any aspiring star can die for!

In his own words:

“Jayaji feels I look like Amitji in his youth.” Can you believe that?

Jaya feels that Sonu looks like Amitabh Bachchan in his younger years! Now, that’s a mighty good compliment!

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A Mumbai without North Indians...

Submitted by Raj_Oberoi on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 03:59.

Mahrashtrians in Mumbai don't want North Indians in "their" city, and the have made it pretty clear this time.

Why don't North Indians leave?

It's very simple, guys! Just Leave....

The simple fact of the matteris that if North Indians leave Mumbai, no Mahrashtrian would wanna live there either.

Can you imagine Mumbai without Bollywood? If North Indians go, Bollywood goes!

Can you imagine Mumbai wthout corporates? If North Indians go, they go as well. After all, how many corporate big wigs you know to be Mahrashtrians?

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“1-800-Love”

Submitted by Shalini on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 03:26.

Authors:

Shalini

These digits resemble the toll free contact numbers, right? But hey, what’s “Love” doing in there?

1-800-Love is a full on romantic comedy that will rock Bollywood next year. Surely you remember Abbas Tyrewala, the guy who gave us Imran Khan in his very first directorial venture, Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na! Now Abbas is all set to make his second film and “1-800-Love” is the title of this project.

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Ghajini Giving Nightmares To Doctor!

Submitted by megsamazing on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 12:04.

Authors:

megsamazing

While most women of the country are going gaga over Aamir Khan’s latest look for Ghajini, Dr. Surekha Verma is having some serious trouble because of it! Aamir Khan’s sexy poster has turned out to be quite a pain for her!

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Can You Imagine Govinda As A “Macho” Action Hero?

Submitted by Shalini on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 11:00.

Authors:

Shalini

I know what you are thinking. “This must be some kind of a joke.” But this is not a joke! Govinda is really planning an image makeover. Though comedy is his forte, Chi Chi now wants to explore the “action-hero” option.

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"SRK talks about tiff with Salman Khan"...must read!

Submitted by Delhigal on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 10:31.

SRK gave this candid interview to a leading newspaper. This interview is a must read. Salman Khan and the media have spread a lot of rumors...now SRK is showing his version. I am an ardent SRK fan and would df believe him and not Sallu miyan.

Your Billoo Barber is ready…
Let me just make it very clear that it is Irrfan Khan’s film. He is Billoo Barber. I am playing a big movie star in the film.

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